No problem. I've just send.

serdunio, I told that with If you only want, please you can correct me evety time

I'm far from being a mentor or something, before I came here I was making the same mistake - translating exactly from Polish to English- and my husband sometimes couldn't hold back the tears of laughter

and thank you agnes for the book-I just got it:)))

it's very common in fact
i'll try to find some time and try to translate "Allerod" a bit

but i have a question: do you all want to be corrected, when something is wrong or is it just for phrases which doesn't make much sense?
i don't want to offend anybody, just asking

I think that would be good, PLUS - when something has double meaning

I don´t think so!



no, it isn´t because all childern in Germany speak german! ( nie wiem czy to dobrze napisalam tak zeby to zrozumiec I only undestent english, but I don´t speak it )

this is a joke right? - like the chineese is easy because all children in CHina speak chineese?

hallooooo! anybody here???? )
Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Walentine's Day!!

that's nothing especiality (jakkolwiek się to pisze)

nothing special? ?

yes!

CHILDREN
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...
here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
"Forbidden fruit?We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit! " said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!"
God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY:

Be nice to your kids.
They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!

haloooo? anybody?? We were supposed to talk english here!! it's almost a year since last post (and it was mine anyways... ) practise makes perfect - come on!!

ok but about what?